I may have gotten kicked in the eye, glass in the ankle, and the world’s biggest bruise, but I also got to see Pete Wentz’ backside so 50/50?
I got a bruise on my back! And Patrick is pretty! 50/50!
it’s about time someone in the public eye said this
“There’s no record of him at all. Not even a photograph. He exists now, only in my memories.”
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
FAVORITE PARKS & RECREATION MOMENTS: ONE (OR MORE) PER EPISODE
020. → 203, “Beauty Pageant”
APRIL: I’m going to do impressions.
EMCEE: Oh! Celebrity impressions! That’s… that’s wild. Wild stuff.
APRIL: Yep. Ummm… this is an impression of my sister. “Hi, I’m Natalie. I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem.” (One of the older judges starts cracking up.) Thank you. This is an impression of my boss, Leslie Knope. “Women should do everything! Check out my 4-color pen! Hey everybody, listen up while I talk about some really, really important stuff! Parks, parks, parks, parks, parks, parks, Michelle Obama, parks, gay penguins, parks, sugar, parks!”
LESLIE: She got me! She got me good.